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Tuesday, 26 April 2011

  • Bahamas or Bust... ehh, I'll go with bust

    As I wait for my 8 cups of water to boil (making a wild rice & chicken soup) I think I'll write a little blurb of an update.

    Lisa and I got back from the Bahamas two weekends ago. We figured it was time to have a real honeymoon, so we got away for a week. We actually went on a cruise to the Bahamas, from Miami to Freeport to Nassau to Great Stirrup Cay and then back to Miami. We went with the Norwegian cruise line.

    Our first stop, Freeport, was a bust. We docked at an industrial site, which was peppered with dinky shops selling refreshments and goods made out of straw. The highlight: I got to try some Bahamian beer, and then we basically went back on the ship. Words of advice: If you see a man selling coconuts for you to drink the water from, do not buy any! It tastes gross and would only come in handy if you were dying of thirst on a deserted island. It probably wouldn't have tasted so bad if they weren't sitting in the sun for so long...

    The stop in Nassau was slightly better. There were actually things to see and better shops to go into. The locals were horrible though. They were trying to get tourists to buy whatever they were pushing. They would even walk with you, talking with you the whole way, until you stopped paying them attention or if you convinced them that you definitely do not need their service, which was either a taxi drive to some beach or a "tour" of the island. A lot of what I saw was, well, slummy, to put it in a word. All in all, the Bahamas kind of sucks. I said it. I doubt I'll ever return.

    Our last stop was better, only because we finally ended up on a beach. We got to kayak in a bay of some sort and got to see all kinds of marine life and lizards. The rest of the day was spent wading in the ocean waters or laying out in the sun. The main highlight of the trip was the actual cruise ship though, and being able to eat as much as you want, whenever you want. It's really a glutton's paradise; not that I'm a glutton, I just like my food.

    Well, the soup needs tending to so I guess I'll leave with some photos of our trip, in no order at all. I'm too lazy. Enjoy.

     

               

    The sunset on our last night. Of course, it's obscured by clouds.

     

    Chillin' in the hammock on Great Stirrup Cay.

     

                  

    At least they have a Burger King...?

     

    Leaving Miami.

     

                  

    Our last morning on the boat. I gained 5 pounds in 3 days. I wish I was kidding.

     

    Some fish from the aquarium at Nassau, at the Atlantis resort.

     

    Starfish, sea urchins, and horseshoe crabs. Oh my.

    Drinking the nasty coconut water/milk.

     

    It has rained nearly 2 straight weeks (snow and ice one day) since we've been back home. I'm sun deprived.

     

    Enjoying a cuppa tea on our first night.

     

    I wanted this so bad. It was hanging on a wall in the ship... And now it's hanging in our apartment. Jaykay.

Wednesday, 23 March 2011

  • Pokemon Black & White

    Well, Nintendo did it again. They released yet another installation of the Pokemon series... and I can't put it down. This time around they created 150+ brand spankin' new Pokemon, whereas in previous updates/installations/additions (whatever you want to call them), they did come up with new characters, but then added new evolutions (and devolutions) of previous monsters. Some of the new monsters look like they were puked on the paper in less than a minute, but others are pretty sweet looking, allowing me to forgive the creators for some pretty lousy creations (such as Stunfisk... what's up with its battle cry too?).

    I'm a total nerd when it comes to Pokemon. I've been playing it since Red and Blue in 7th grade and here I am, 12 years later, still playing it. I can at least say I'm married and not living in my mom's basement or something... not that there's anything wrong with that; times are tough! Anyway, back to these new creations... I like comparing these new Pokemon to the first 150 Pokemon, because with a lot of them they are almost "new versions" of the original 150, albeit different animals/monsters. Let's have a look, shall we...

     

     

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    Sandshrew & Drilbur

     

     

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    Sandslash & Excadrill

     

    While these evolution lines aren't identical to one another, you can see the resemblance. All 4 are Ground types (with the exception of Excadrill, who is also Steel), all are rodents, and all have sharp claws. Another way of looking at it is that Drilbur is a modification of Diglett. Diglett is supposed to be a mole type, but really it's just a tiny hill that pokes it head out of the ground...

     

    Well I may have too much time on my hands or too much fascination for the Pokemon world to think of these things, but these things just come to me. I might look into some other resemblances in a future post when I get the time to sit down and type my thoughts.

Saturday, 25 December 2010

  • Red Wine & Gummi Bears

    I'm spending Christmas Eve alone this year. The wife went to Minnesota yesterday to see her family. I was supposed to go but was stricken with the stomach flu at 4:30 am the day we were to leave. I even had to call in sick to work, which never happens, so I didn't quite know how to do it. I always picture the slacker-worker, which I'm not, calling in and pretending to be ill, so I didn't want to sound like said person, which probably would make me indeed sound like a faker if I tried to sound any sicker than I was... oy, but I digress. So I called in sick, was throwing up until about noon, didn't get to eat anything until about 11-o'clock at night (soup... yay). I had gone to bed at 7 and had woken up around 11, wide awake, and hungry. I didn't get to bed again until 2:30 am.

    I spent part of the day with my family, eating and watching movies: Prince of Persia, which my nephew picked, and as it turns out, a snooze-fest; and the classic Christmas Vacation, which we watch every year. Fast forward to the present time... I'm half-watching Mystery Science Theater 3000 (the Jack Frost episode), and half-blogging as it turns out. I don't think I'm typing anything coherent anymore; plus the added effects of drinking red wine and eating gummi bears can't be helping (I'm just throwing that in as an excuse seeing as I haven't even finished one glass yet, and what harm can gummi bears do?).

    Anywho, just thought I'd give the ol' Xanga another update and say Merry Christmas to all. Stay safe and warm. It snowed almost a foot here, I think 10.5" was measured at the airport. I can't remember the last time we got this much snow by Christmas. I just better not hear anyone complain in later years about never having a "white Christmas"...

Sunday, 31 October 2010

  • Halloween!

    I love this time of year. As a kid, Halloween was my favorite holiday. I went through a pirate phase for, well, for a while, and that's what I dressed up as during those pirate-crazed years. There was just something about the eye patch, the clip-on loop earring, and the red bandanna that kept me intrigued. Not to mention getting to carry around a sword. I had oodles of fake weapons and I used them every chance I could. I loved being a pirate so much that I would grab the sea faring accessories on any random Saturday morning and walk around the house, or go exploring in the big backyard. I would flip up the eye patch though after a while because it does start to alter your vision, not to mention your depth perception. I can remember one photograph, a Polaroid one (loved that camera), of me in the pirate garb and it's dated, and if I remember correctly, it's not even close to being Halloween, or else it's a couple months after the holiday. Anyway, I don't necessarily have any stories about the costume or any specific adventures I had while wearing it, but it's just a thought that came to my noggin.

    Before the pirate days I was a scarecrow for Halloween. I believe that was my first costume, handmade by either my mom or grandma, not sure. If there was any costume in between the scarecrow and pirate, I haven't a clue. Come to think of it, I don't really remember what was after the pirate... I know I was a grim reaper years after the pirate. I was probably in 5th or 6th grade at the time. And I think that was the last costume I wore to go trick or treating. I do have a Space Ghost costume now, which I rarely put on anymore, but hey, you never know when you'll need a full-body superhero costume complete with pecs and abs, a mask, and a cape, so I'll be holding onto it for a while.

    This year I'll be dressing up as Link, from The Legend of Zelda video game series. The costume is kind of a wretched depiction of the action-adventure hero, but it'll have to do. It's only for a church's "Trunk or Treat" gathering, where people from the church dress up as whoever they want to be and line the outer circle of the lot as the children from the area come to receive tons of candy without having to go through neighborhoods. It's the lazy, safe, economical variant to the neighborhood trick or treating, although trick or treating in neighborhoods is a lot more fun, I would say. The thrill of running through people's yards, knocking on strangers' doors, and not knowing what the heck you're going to get. It's best to go to the rich neighborhoods, I've always heard, though I've never done this personally. I only went through my grandma's neighborhood which was pretty much just blue collar or old people, so it was a decent mix of goods.

    Well, I suppose I've written enough. I'm proud of myself for writing this much. This is the most I've written in a while. They say, whoever "they" is, that one needs to keep writing or else you'll lose the ability, at least to do it well. Or at least I think that's what I've heard... And yes, I got married recently and haven't really said much about the wedding or uploaded any pictures but every time I come on Xanga it seems like I want to talk about something else, like now it's Halloween since it's tomorrow, but one of these days I'll post something about the wedding. Right now I've gotta get outside and ride my bike. I've got to get as much riding in as I can before it gets too cold, windy, and snowy. I still have to get ingredients for the stew in a pumpkin shell I'm going to make for tonight. Yum a dum dum.

    Oh. And I guess I should share the jack-o-lanterns the wifey and I carved this year. It's Nintendo-themed, because the group I'm in for Trunk or Treat is going to be Nintendo characters. I did the 1-Up mushroom (or power-up mushroom, can be either) and Lisa did Toad, which she says, the face, reminds her of Diglett, from Pokemon.

Wednesday, 20 October 2010

  • Like

    I find the "Like" button on Facebook amusing. It's like, I want to say something very thought-provoking and/or witty, but I just can't come up with anything at the moment, so I'm going to acknowledge your very fine status to let you know that I agree. At least that's what goes through my head when I see some "Likes" across the Facebook world. It's also the lazy person's way out of saying "I agree!" or "Lol!" or "That happens to me all the time! el oh el jay kay." Just thinking out loud. Or, not really out loud, but out typing?... or something.

Friday, 01 October 2010

  • My last post...

    ... as a bachelor anyway.

    Ha! Got ya. Maybe. Well, yeah, I did if you're reading this going, "He tricked me!" But really, it might as well be my "last post" because I don't blog as much as I once did, and I'm not sure if that's a bad thing or just a "meh" thing. I've kind of been itchin' to blog more, but then again, I don't have that great desire anymore. Oh well. There I go rambling again.

    Tonight was the rehearsal for the big day, which is tomorrow. I don't think I've been this drained in all my life. Although I think tomorrow I'll be saying the exact same thing. "Yesterday's rehearsal was nothing compared to today!" I say that because I'm really not the sociable type and being around groups of people for long periods of time puts me on edge and I start to get antsy and want to be alone. Which reminds me, I was reading an article in the most recent Psychology Today about introverts and it really helped me to be at ease with myself, at least somewhat. It says that introverts and shy people are not one in the same (although I do have characteristics of both). Introverts are, well, introverted because they want to be, self-reflection, alone time, etc. is what makes them be at ease, not the hustle and bustle of social dinner parties; whereas shy people may desire to be sociable but something inside of them is preventing them from doing so -- and that is me in somewhat of a nutshell.

    So today was crazy because we were rehearsing how the wedding is going to be played out. Well, if I was nervous, high-strung, antsy, anxious, tonight, how the heck am I going to be tomorrow?? I hear, "Just breathe. Just take deep breaths," but really, that doesn't help. One second you're taking deep breaths, and the next you're choking on your own trachea, leaving you even more embarrassed than before. This all probably seems rather neurotic, which it very well may be. I just hope the saying, "All eyes will be focused on the bride" is true, because I don't need any sets of eyes focused on me. It just makes me more uncomfortable. It's not the foreverness of marriage that scares me, it's the actual 30-45 minute ceremony (and following reception) that frightens me. How's that for backwards?

    Okay, anyway, I need to hit the hay because it's a long day tomorrow. Gotta get the Mustang all washed and spiffed-up for the big day early in the morning and get to the church by 10:30. Here's to a (hopefully) speedy and painless weekend!

Friday, 13 August 2010

  • Just passing through...

    Hey, hi there. It's been a while. It's Friday the 13th, and it's my birthday. I still have 42 minutes remaining of "my day."

    Anyway, I was musing about a Dodge Charger the last time I posted aaaand... I ended up buying a Ford Mustang. :D

    It's my original dream car and I found one in prime condition, at a great price, and I just had to have it. So I bought it.

    Pretty sweet, eh? The only thing about it that sucks is whenever I'm done driving it I always inspect it to see if there are any new chips or scratches, and sure enough, there's always at least one. Ah well. I figure I'll just use some wax to fill in any fair scratches, or just use paint when anything gets too ugly. 

    Well, I guess I don't have much else to add. As I said, I was just passing through to see if anything major has happened in the world of Xanga. Looks as if they updated the site a bit. I've gotta wake up a tad early tomorrow for a road trip to Dubuque in the new 'Stang. Lisa and I have a bit of an itinerary: stop at a mall, watch Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, eat at Catfish Charlies, look at the Art on the River, and anything else that seems intriguing. It's kind of like a vacation from our vacation to Florida a couple weeks ago. We stayed in Sanibel Island with my sisters, and we went site-seeing in Tampa and Miami. Fun and stressful times.

    Nighty night. Who knows when I'll be back.

Sunday, 23 May 2010

  • This is a blog post by PsychedelicBreakfast.

    The name of this blog post is This is a blog post by PsychedelicBreakfast.

    Hey. How's it going? The "title" is in honor of the Black Keys' new album, Brothers (This is an album by The Black Keys. The name of this album is Brothers.). If you like them, old style R&B, blues, blues rock... go get it. It's fantastic. I dare you to sit still during the intro song "Everlasting Light," or any of the songs for that matter.

    Well I'm looking into buying my first (my own) automobile, and if everything goes according to plan, it's going to be a Dodge Charger. 


    This is the beauty that I test-drove last week. They're holding it for me until Monday, but I probably won't be able to purchase one that soon...

    Well I'm strapped for time at this moment so I don't have all that much left to say for now. I did find this turtle on my bike ride yesterday. I was tempted to take him home but thought it'd be best to let him be. I've always wanted a pet turtle though. Sad face.

Sunday, 07 March 2010

  • Currently
    From a Basement on the Hill
    By Elliott Smith
    Pretty (Ugly Before)
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    Pent up thoughts... that need to be released

    Some people think it so strange that I'm killing myself with 2 physically-demanding part time jobs, yet I have a college degree, framed in wood, hanging on the wall; all that it's missing is some flashing lights. You see, I shouldn't have these jobs. I should be framed inside of a padded cube, ticking away on a computer, taking calls, you know, a sophisticated job. Well I'm here to tell you that the day I get one of those jobs is the day that I completely die inside. I'm not one for the stuffy suit scene, nor am I one for anything remotely related to business of that nature. I may also add that I graduated with an English degree, and nobody wants to hire an English grad with zero credentials. Seeing as I don't want to write for a living anymore (yeah, big mistake on my part) it kind of limits my search for any interesting FT jobs. I get so tired of answering people's questions about my degree and what I wanted to do with it.

    "I have an English degree."
    "Oh, so you wanted to get into teaching?"
    "... No. It's non-teaching, and I guess I wanted to get into editing or publishing."

    And then I normally add "but the way the economy is right now I wouldn't want to get into newspapers or magazines!" and all the same old loaded bull crap story. Honestly, I never knew what I wanted to do. I blindly walked into a tech school to complete my first 2 years then I would transfer to the local university. I didn't know what I "wanted" to do until that August when I started at the uni.

    "Let's see... I hate math and science. Can't play an instrument. Not that good at art. Guess the only thing I did well in high school was write, and BS my way through my classes. English it is."

    If money wasn't an issue, and it is, I would farm--for myself. Chickens and cabbage. Potatoes and tomatoes. Seriously. I want to live in a cabin in the middle of a prairie. Sometimes I so wish that I lived in the 19th century. No Interwebz. No television. No phones. No complexities. Just simple life. That's all I ask for. None of this modern, tainted garbage dump of a reality we're in now. But I can't help it. I'm addicted to it, too.

    "I'm gettin' sick of this universe. Ain't gonna get better; it's gonna get worse. And the world's gonna sink with the weight of the human race."

    It's time for the closure. I've blurted out quite enough. It's where I look back on everything and contradict everything that I just said.*sigh* I am happy to have these 2 jobs, even if they do stress me out on some days. Despite my aching back and tired eyes at the end of the day, I know that I am blessed with a family and a woman who love me, and that is truly all that matters. I could be shoveling manure all day, but at the end of the day, the people who love me are all that matter. Just... why is our reality filled with such nonsense...

    This isn't at all what I wanted to write.

Saturday, 27 February 2010

  • Currently
    Pyramid
    By The Alan Parsons Project
    Can't Take It With You
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    Is it just me, or...

    Has Xanga kind of died?

    I know this kind of post has probably been done to death but it seems like there's less activity on Xanga, at least in my realm of subscriptions/subscribers/friends. There haven't been too many posts from my subscriptions lately so I'm wondering if most have taken a break from Xanga (much like I do every month or so, actually ) or have just given up completely on it. Either that or they found another blogging site or have just consolidated all their thoughts to their Facebook or Twitter accounts. I'll admit, I use Facebook a lot more than I use Xanga anymore.

    Anyway, that was my musing for the day. Today was pretty unproductive for the first half of the day. Went to work at 5am, got home around 7:30am, slept till 11am, watched Monty Python for a bit, finally showered at 3pm, and went clothes shopping for my new job. Gah, I spent a lot; a lot in my eyes anyway, especially for clothing, and most of the articles were even on sale.

    A while ago I supped with my parents and my fiancee's dad and his girlfriend. Now I'm getting some laundry done, listening to the Alan Parsons Project on vinyl, and I reckon more Monty Python is in my near future before bedtime. Lisa comes home sometime tomorrow around the noon/afternoon time. Can't wait to see her.

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